Bikers' bad habits!

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Bikers' bad habits!

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Most of the time, Bikers generally drink coffee or liquor or have a sigarette during their stopovers.

Well, I don't! Should I still consider myself a biker? :huh:

....What's your bad habit? :whistle:

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Cream Teas :P
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The Wilbur wrote:Cream Teas :P
Ohhh...that's a "bad habit" I would welcome!! unfortunately\luckily in Italy we don't have it!

:laugh:

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Farting whilst on the bike, with no concern of how loud or potential whiffy they might be. If I have been on a long ride, I need to be extra careful I dont trouser trump in the house (or at least check the perimeter before raising a cheek whilst on the settee) otherwise the Mrs attacks me with a broom.

Another "habbit" whilst riding is to do a running critique of everything thats wrong with what I can see. Eg: "indicate you stupid wonkner"; "thanks for pulling out on me...." You get the idea. If you get in to this bad habbit, you may attempt to critique your Mrs' SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) and I can gurantee that she will NOT appreciate it.

Hope that assists you in some way.
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SandroRoma wrote:....What's your bad habit?
Speeding :whistle:
Although I'm a bit more cautious these days.
Only last weekend I was followed doing 75mph in a 70mph - not exactly breaking the sound barrier. It was 9am on a dual carriageway with hardly any traffic.
Noticed this silver blue car gaining on me & kept a close eye on it. Dropped my speed to 70 & it sidled along side me, keeping at my speed for what seemed an age. Glanced across - police in an unmarked car.
FFS! Why can't they find real criminals instead of harassing an old woman having a day out on her bike! :evil:
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Addiction to all things shiny!,,,incurable :whistle:
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lmg wrote:Farting whilst on the bike, with no concern of how loud or potential whiffy they might be. If I have been on a long ride, I need to be extra careful I dont trouser trump in the house (or at least check the perimeter before raising a cheek whilst on the settee) otherwise the Mrs attacks me with a broom.

Another "habbit" whilst riding is to do a running critique of everything thats wrong with what I can see. Eg: "indicate you stupid wonkner"; "thanks for pulling out on me...." You get the idea. If you get in to this bad habbit, you may attempt to critique your Mrs' SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) and I can gurantee that she will NOT appreciate it.

Hope that assists you in some way.
Be careful, though!! :woohoo:

Don't play with your ass when you are in your tracksuit! because if it's true that ladies don't smell\listen to it, on the other hand your nose it does when the smell comes out under it....it could be dangerous if you smell it whilst cornering! :sick:

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Post by 92kk k100lt 193214 »

A few of these for every trip.....and a flask of boiled water for tea!! The K100 doesn't have the optional cappuccino machine.

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Elle wrote:
SandroRoma wrote:....What's your bad habit?
Speeding :whistle:
Although I'm a bit more cautious these days.
Only last weekend I was followed doing 75mph in a 70mph - not exactly breaking the sound barrier. It was 9am on a dual carriageway with hardly any traffic.
Noticed this silver blue car gaining on me & kept a close eye on it. Dropped my speed to 70 & it sidled along side me, keeping at my speed for what seemed an age. Glanced across - police in an unmarked car.
FFS! Why can't they find real criminals instead of harassing an old woman having a day out on her bike! :evil:
Generally I am overtaking cars but if one comes up fast behind me I slow down, just in case ;)
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