Any jokes??????

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There must be one or three. :whistle:
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The new BMW final drive lubrication system goes a bit wrong.

The new dual purpose twat suit in testing.

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In 1940 the German High Command produced some radical ideas for a surprise invasion of Britain.
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Hans was well prepared for his first fording experience
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Now, here's your problem...
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Taking the wet clutch system to the next level.
Bmw's early testing for water cooled engines,but wet plugs seemed to be a bigger problem.
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I didn't know bmw advertised in rubber monthly , magazine :whistle: :whistle:
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Trying to resolve the water ingress problem on BMW fuel caps.
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Bmw go to great depths to overcome corrosion issues :whistle:
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Post by yoda »

It just suddenly stopped..luckily he'd managed to pull the clutch in and free wheel to the side with out being hit..Hans couldn't understand why it wouldn't fire up again, maybe it was water in the fuel pump controller thingy? No it couldn't possibly be that, after all that was a made up rumour put out by the people that wanted one but didn't want to admit it to their friends and family..oh if only he'd got one of those imaginary fault bypass lead whatsits with him. unfortunately by the time he'd got back to it with a lead borrowed from his friend the tide had come in..phew,good job he had his t/tech wet suit and flippers with him, still it could have been worse he thought..if it was triumph he might have had to be trying to weld the frame back together underwater instead... :whistle:
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