Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:51 am
Happy birthday buddy, hope you and jax have a great day.
All the best steve
All the best steve
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Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:01 am
Yeah... Happy birthday ye ole bugger...
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:13 am
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Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:58 am
Bon anniversaire!
God knows if that’s propa French though.
God knows if that’s propa French though.
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:00 am
Cumpliaños Feliz.
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:18 am
Have a great one!
Cheers
Chris
Cheers
Chris
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:21 am
Happy Birthday me old mucker
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Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:46 am
Happy Birthday Phil
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:37 am
Happy Birthday and best wishes for a great day.
Re: Happy birthday PHIL in France....60 today
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:39 pm
...and that's nearly all we have time for on the News at Ten, but finally:
The world marks a landmark event today as Mr Philip Parkinson, know to the common people as PiF, miraculously reaches his 60th birthday. They said he couldn't do it. They said he had simply launched up too many embankments and hit too many trees to make it this far. Recently promoted from Captain to Colonel, he is today at 60 ready to receive his 41 gun salute and a gold-plated tank of two stroke kindly donated by those who rode with him in adversity.
It wasn't all plain sailing for this greenlaning god. Against all the odds he mullered Morocco, ballsed up the Balkans and poleaxed Portugal, while retaining his trademark disdain for lightweight southern softies and no-mark nancies. Hundreds of tired and injured mudpluggers can bear witness to his stupidity out on the trail and to his sheer moronic determination in the face of absurd obstacles and unclimbable slopes. Which is why he is still regarded, to this day, as a pillock of his local community.
We caught up with him at the infamous Jax Shak as he received a brand new award - the "Least likely man to ever use his new bus-pass" trophy. In a lengthy exchange with our reporter he said, "It's a total pile of shiiiite". He then left on a KTM in a cloud of gravel and blue smoke, wearing a pair of clogs and a ferret skin helmet, trailing a racing 'piddie'.
The world marks a landmark event today as Mr Philip Parkinson, know to the common people as PiF, miraculously reaches his 60th birthday. They said he couldn't do it. They said he had simply launched up too many embankments and hit too many trees to make it this far. Recently promoted from Captain to Colonel, he is today at 60 ready to receive his 41 gun salute and a gold-plated tank of two stroke kindly donated by those who rode with him in adversity.
It wasn't all plain sailing for this greenlaning god. Against all the odds he mullered Morocco, ballsed up the Balkans and poleaxed Portugal, while retaining his trademark disdain for lightweight southern softies and no-mark nancies. Hundreds of tired and injured mudpluggers can bear witness to his stupidity out on the trail and to his sheer moronic determination in the face of absurd obstacles and unclimbable slopes. Which is why he is still regarded, to this day, as a pillock of his local community.
We caught up with him at the infamous Jax Shak as he received a brand new award - the "Least likely man to ever use his new bus-pass" trophy. In a lengthy exchange with our reporter he said, "It's a total pile of shiiiite". He then left on a KTM in a cloud of gravel and blue smoke, wearing a pair of clogs and a ferret skin helmet, trailing a racing 'piddie'.