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Ok, new thread for these miserable times.

The joke must be bad. No clever witty hilariously amusing gags please. It must make us groan.

Here's one to kick us off:

Who can drink 5 litres of petrol ?







Jerry Can

Knob

PHILinFRANCE wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:12 pm Knob

Yep.

Go on then, see if you can do worse....

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”



My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
Roll on next year!

Good thread to maybe cheer folks up a bit

A bloke goes to the doctors, and he says "Doctor I think I'm a moth"

"You think you're a moth?"

"Yep, I think I'm a moth"

So the doctor says: "Well it sounds like you need a psychiatrist rather than a doctor. Why did you come here?"

"Because your light was on..."

One nun says to another nun:
"where's the candle"?

The other one replies:

"It sure does"

Worrying does work. 90% of the things I worry about, never happen. Although a lot of my friends are shocked when they find out just how bad I am with electrics.

Bloke goes to see a speech therapist and says,
" doctor i'm having trouble pronouncing words with the letters F, T and H in them"
"Well" says the speech therapist, " you can't say fairer than that then".

These are xmas cracker jokes....keep em coming

Yesterday I was washing my motorbike with the girlfriend.








She said "Can't you use a sponge instead!"