I ride one - look - there's TWO pictures for the price of one, to prove it - (Me on Salter fell a fortnight ago)
And it s a great bike - I think most of what BMW does now is all about selling big Panzers though. The Sertao, is basically a Dakar - which they did really well out of - but it lost its name in some copyright drama, despite being an improvement on the respected Dakar, and they didn't really market it - although they sold a shed load in the states.
Re BMW - Lets face it - if you want a 500kg nuclear powered, ultra tech go anywhere do anything, but don't get it muddy bike, that is cooled with the tears of angels, and lubed with Swans saliva - then thats what they'll build. And i suppose it's working for them... BMW is all about the big GS now. But thats why many people think they've lost their way a bit.
They tried to get it back with the 800, but thats a similair weight to an early GS1200 - I looked at one, and the weight put me off. (Sertao is 180kg dry - the 800
Adventure is 235kg,(505lbs) thats a full 55Kg heavier for the 800 - it made no sense to me, so stuck with my sertao)
I got my Sertao at a year old, with 1000 miles on it. I've put wide pegs, TKC80's, bar risers, adjustable gear lever and engine guards on it. Full warranty etc - and it was £4950. Bargain.
I can do pretty much anything on it. It handles really well off road with its 21" front, but isn't ideal for a hardcore rally - but then its not a rally bike.
It's not overly heavy,I can pick it up out of ditches (regularly) and do it on my own. Its never let me down, I go away camping on it - ride Manchester to Aberdeen on it - and it cruises nicely at 80mph on the motorway.
I do a bit of shopping on it - nip in and out of town, its small and light in the traffic and then load it up - and I'm away with my tent. I get 60mpg, insurance is cheap too. And its easy to maintain - there's nothing to go wrong. I weigh 18 stone, and lump it about all over the place, I've crashed into dry stone walls, dropped it 50 times, had it upside down in a quarry-esque car park on the Taffy Dakar (long story!), thrown it around Walters Arena like a nutcase - and aside from bending the gear lever once - I just pick it up and crack on. B)
Its bomb proof
Its a fabulous bike. I'm lending mine to my brother when I work away, as he's doing his test, and he can make mistakes on it - drop it - whatever, and it will forgive him, keep him safe, and it'll take it all in its stride. (thumbs)
But - you cant keep up with the 1200's on the motorway, when they disappear into the distance. But so what. :whistle:
Why haven't they sold squillions in the UK? Well, I think the styling wasn't great - the new 800GS does look better - and they were expensive new. So other bikes outsold it, despite it being, in terms of quality - a superb 650, badly marketed - and overshadowed by more popular Big BMW's. Many of which went offroad once, fell over - and never went back offroad again. :whistle:
People slagged off the rotax engine, cause its now built in china - when what they were really discussing was an engine so simple and straightforward, its been a massive success
Would I have bought one new - probably not - but get yourself a clean one used, and you'll love it! You can pick them up for £4k, clean as a whistle. Try one - and try and kill it on the mud
