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Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:28 am
by tuftywhite
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes!
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:44 am
by HarveyCamm
Agg(Skinny) wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:15 pm
What do you call an Irish man who puts his table and chairs in the garden.
Paddy O'Furniture
Bye I'm going
What do you call an Irish fella stood between two panes of glass?
Paddy O'Doors
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm
by phil_h
Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.
Sorry.
Inspired by Asda's dumb substitution for skimmed milk powder!
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:54 pm
by daveuprite
phil_h wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm
Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.
Excellent! That definitely belongs in 'Groan'
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm
by daveuprite
I went to the zoo the other day, but all they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu.
But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:07 pm
by Elmer J Fudd
What's long, black, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:21 pm
by Flipflop
daveuprite wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm
But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
I like that
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:27 pm
by Flipflop
They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:30 pm
by qcnr
That sucks...
Re: Groan
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:49 pm
by phil_h
Flipflop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:27 pm
They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.
Unfortunately they now think there is a fault in the equipment because it seems to be continuously blowing hot air ?