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Re: Groan

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:55 am
by daveuprite
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Re: Groan

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:23 pm
by daveuprite
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Re: Groan

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:07 am
by Magnusson
I saw two birds stuck together the other day.....I think they were velcrows!

Re: Groan

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:14 am
by daveuprite
Magnusson wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:07 am I saw two birds stuck together the other day.....I think they were velcrows!
That's precisely the kind of thing I was hoping for when I started this thread.... :lol: Perhaps they were suffering from Corvid 19 ?


By the way, did you know that jokes about white sugar are commonplace, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

Re: Groan

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:52 pm
by bill_qaz
Dave you need to get a handle on things or people will think you're a mug.
Did it fall out of your Van and you didn't hear it?

Re: Groan

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm
by bill_qaz
Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental

Re: Groan

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2021 6:17 am
by daveuprite
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Re: Groan

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:09 am
by soho
bill_qaz wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
Yeah.....I knew the German bloke who used to be his barber, Herr Dryer.

Re: Groan

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:25 am
by daveuprite
soho wrote: Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:09 am
bill_qaz wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
Yeah.....I knew the German bloke who used to be his barber, Herr Dryer.
:lol: And when he needed to move house, I believe he hired Herr Remover...

Re: Groan

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:47 am
by Billy Bananahead
bill_qaz wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
I thought that was Salford Van Hire. :roll: