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I saw two birds stuck together the other day.....I think they were velcrows!
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Magnusson wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:07 am I saw two birds stuck together the other day.....I think they were velcrows!
That's precisely the kind of thing I was hoping for when I started this thread.... :lol: Perhaps they were suffering from Corvid 19 ?


By the way, did you know that jokes about white sugar are commonplace, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.
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Dave you need to get a handle on things or people will think you're a mug.
Did it fall out of your Van and you didn't hear it?
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Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
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bill_qaz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
Yeah.....I knew the German bloke who used to be his barber, Herr Dryer.
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soho wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:09 am
bill_qaz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
Yeah.....I knew the German bloke who used to be his barber, Herr Dryer.
:lol: And when he needed to move house, I believe he hired Herr Remover...
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bill_qaz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:58 pm Who is the most well known Dutchman

Hertz van rental
I thought that was Salford Van Hire. :roll:
I've come to the conclusion that modern bikes are sh!te. :idea:
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