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Re: Groan

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 12:54 am
by bill_qaz
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Re: Groan

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:37 pm
by Elmer J Fudd
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Re: Groan

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 1:48 pm
by bill_qaz
Rambling rubbish really,  requiring reconstruction,  reading rarefied regurgitation regularly repeated, requesting rewrite. 

Re: Groan

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 3:26 pm
by daveuprite
I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"

Re: Groan

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 3:52 pm
by bill_qaz
daveuprite wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:26 pm I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
No only yours :lol: :lol: :roll:

Re: Groan

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 1:42 pm
by Elmer J Fudd
bill_qaz wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:52 pm
daveuprite wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:26 pm I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
No only yours :lol: :lol: :roll:
Bloody bikers never follow the rules.

The point was to make it sexual and downright dirty, if possible, as it adds to the schoolboy (or girl) humour.

Re: Groan

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 2:01 pm
by Elmer J Fudd
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Re: Groan

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 3:43 pm
by bill_qaz
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Re: Groan

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 4:06 pm
by daveuprite
Elmer J Fudd wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 2:01 pm Tantalisingly tiny titted tantric totty Tina throated the totally tattooed terrible Thompson twins, Teacher Tristan and Theologian Tobias throughout Tuesday. Turning Tina tits-up Tristan's textbook technique twanged Tobias' thick twager threatening Toxoplasmosis through twisted testees.
That's the ticket... Could be our best one yet.

I particularly like Theologian Tobias. I reckon we could learn a thing or two from him...

Re: Groan

Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 7:17 pm
by daveuprite
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