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Re: Groan
Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 12:46 pm
by bill_qaz
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Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 7:33 am
by daveuprite
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(This is getting pretty gross...
Starting to quite worry about myself actually... )
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 9:51 am
by simonw
I'm starting to wonder if a new, hitherto undiscovered, side effect needs to be added to the list. Which vaccine did you say you'd had?
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 10:36 am
by daveuprite
simonw wrote: ↑Sun May 16, 2021 9:51 am
I'm starting to wonder if a new, hitherto undiscovered, side effect needs to be added to the list. Which vaccine did you say you'd had?
I think I was prescribed Pfizer's proprietary phallocentric pornographic perversion pharmaceutical.
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 12:04 pm
by bill_qaz
Must make more mild, mans manic musty messages making my mind messy, must’ve meant meaningful memories, made me miss Monday mornings melancholy moments meeting Maria.
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 12:33 pm
by Elmer J Fudd
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Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 3:07 pm
by daveuprite
Orville Olthwaite's oversexed obese orangutan once oozed offensive odiferous oily ova out of odd orifices, offering orgasmic opportunities only Orville's obnoxious okapi obliged openly.
(eeugh...)
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 4:12 pm
by bill_qaz
daveuprite wrote: ↑Sun May 16, 2021 3:07 pm
Orville Olthwaite's oversexed obese orangutan once oozed offensive odiferous oily ova out of odd orifices, offering orgasmic opportunities only Orville's obnoxious okapi obliged openly.
(eeugh...)
moving swiftly on
Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 4:13 pm
by bill_qaz
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Re: Groan
Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 5:03 pm
by daveuprite
Oh yeah I like these. They used to do them on 'Sorry I Haven't A Clue' on Radio 4. Called 'Uxbridge English Dictionary'
Here's a few I particularly like:
Bacchanalian - to bet on a martian
Bakewell Tart! - an instruction given to Nigella Lawson
Neutron - Ronald the Newt.
Electron - Vote for Ronald the Newt
Cursory - Where young children learn to swear
Measles - what artists use for self-portraits
Benign - what it'll be after eight
There are hundreds of them...