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Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm**

Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm**

Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".

"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"

"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".

Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)

big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 3:08 pm**

Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.

What? Just twice a year?

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 5:34 pm**

Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 3:08 pm
Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
What? Just twice a year?

Feel free to come up with an alternative, however, have you imagined Babs?

Biennially may be more appropriate to give him time to recover.

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 8:06 am**

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 8:20 am**

Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm
Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"

"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".

Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)

big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.

OK Elmer, do you want to work our way up the alphabet?

Captain Colin Cupid could copulate continually collecting copious condoms carelessly cluttering Colin's costly condominium.

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 11:34 am**

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Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 12:51 pm**

Edith Eddington expertly exfoliated eighty ecuadorian echidnas enduring excruciating emergency enemas elegantly.

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 3:02 pm**

Florence Fidget found from fleabay finger food for free, first floor flat fourteen feet from front face featuring funky fillings, filtered fudge foam framed French fancies, fried fillet fish, festooned forest funghi, for feeding friends Friday feasting

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2021 4:02 pm**

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