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In other home delivery news, apparently the Post Office have a time limited offer for people to make sperm donations by postdaveuprite wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:00 am Apparently Ginsters are researching the idea of home deliveries using drones....... personally I think it’s pie in the sky.
Not going to make a joke but sure someone will, when i was a courier we had a contract with a company called Man Not Included which basically provided semen to unfortunate women who were desperate to get pregnant. We would turn up at the supplier, commonly called a wanker, and either take the flask containing the semen or wait until the job done.daveuprite wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:18 am
In other home delivery news, apparently the Post Office have a time limited offer for people to make sperm donations by post
- so I came in a jiffy...
Think it's the hanging around 'waiting until the job's done' bit that got me there, Banana...Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:44 amNot going to make a joke but sure someone will, when i was a courier we had a contract with a company called Man Not Included which basically provided semen to unfortunate women who were desperate to get pregnant. We would turn up at the supplier, commonly called a wanker, and either take the flask containing the semen or wait until the job done.daveuprite wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:18 am
In other home delivery news, apparently the Post Office have a time limited offer for people to make sperm donations by post
- so I came in a jiffy...
Apparently Man Not Included were quite controversial regarding how much money they charged these desperate women, anything up to £1000 i believe. Us couriers just got paid by the mile plus any waiting time, how much the wanker got could be anyone's guess.
There must be a joke in there somewhere.
That's hilarious.
Yep, you certainly posted that in the right thread....phil_h wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 9:03 pm Warning for all Bikers!!
The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A380 just outside Newton Abbot early this morning.
A Pathologist has examined the remains of the crows.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
Spooky, that 'toon popped up on my Facebook newsfeed today.