Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

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Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by daveuprite »

New thread? Nothing big and serious, just those maddening minor things that annoy you out of all proportion.

My starter:

The woman dentist (probably an actor) in the Pro-Enamel T.V. advert who says the word 'enamel' about fifteen times.
I want to punch her teeth in.
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'Reaching out'

As in "We are reaching out to former customers"
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'Mental health issues'

"I was suffering from mental health issues" when someone is just feeling a bit glum or lazy.
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Trying to sort a minor query with the bank, ages on the phone to get a recorded message saying go to our website, that’s just as useless.
This thread could run for a bit.
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A radio DJ sending a “shout out”.
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Fucking fist bumps :evil: i mean come .....................................i am nearly 60 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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When people use the term “de-tuned” when a motorcycle engine is used in another model.

ie R1 engine in the FZ1 Fazer.....

It’s RE-TUNED ffs!
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New and improved......yeah, right!
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You’ve set me off here Mr Upright, I need a cup of tea and some soothing music.....thank fcuk Steve “Love the show” Wright has finished for the day......

And breath...... :lol:
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Greetings,

"your call is very important to us, please hold the line whilst we try to connect you ..................... inappropriate tiny sounding music for the next 10 minutes ................."

"call us sometime next week when we should have one in"

"hi guys" when it is spoken to women .............. now I really am going off on one :lol:

TTFN

Hugh.
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