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Anyone who has worked in casualty/A&E has a collection of stories about things found in men's bottoms, and the excuses as to how they got there.
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Richard Simpson Mark II wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 9:38 pm Anyone who has worked in casualty/A&E has a collection of stories about things found in men's bottoms, and the excuses as to how they got there.

Especially the X-Ray techs !!!! A quick Google image search if you dare !!
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We had a vicar with a cucumber up his bum. When asked he said he was putting up curtains, naked, in the kitchen and slipped backwards…..
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He was going big and riding big :shock:
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Like the guy that asked for a salami at the butchers, the butcher said “do you want it slicing”?
The guy said “what do you think my arse is a money box”?
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lancashirelad wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 9:07 pm Like the guy that asked for a salami at the butchers, the butcher said “do you want it slicing”?
The guy said “what do you think my arse is a money box”?
Do you reckon he started off with a peperami and worked his way up (literally)?
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