Conspiracy Theories ?

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Well, I've followed the good advice.. only drunk half a crate of lager, just the two servings of curry, loads of fruit following the 4 weetabix, and packed 3 packets of mini cheddars , and a gallon of tap water, Heading for the sun,, and loads of ebike exercise.. and will start out as soon as I can get off the toilet :P
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I had already collected a bin full of green Shield Bugs , as they shield against the bug, all to be stuck on my naked sk9n with Green Shield stamps, .. but bobo and drakey have phoned me and told me not to bother now .. I don't get it .. and I was looking forward to riding my ebike through the open marketplace.. doh
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did you know that Mr Trump is a world renowned motorcycle racer ..

.. the facts are indisputable ..


Bike .. Dominator,
Model .. R, value,
Race .. yes,
bike colour .. black,
venue .. Minneapolis 500??

mechanic .. bobo the clown,
favourite music .. rap,
favourite dj .. DJ Trump,
emergency equipment .. breathing apparatus,
most bike problems .. slave cylinder,
riding mode .. aggressive,
main trophy won .. wife,

endearing name for followers .. jerks,
number of past followers .. 100,000,
use of twitter .. goes viral,
message .. spread the word,
religion .. god knows,
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continued ..

modus operandi .. root'n -toot'n -loot'n -shoot'n,
bike power booster .. nitrous gas cannister,
likes to see come first .. America,
pet hate .. yes,
wildlife hate .. fox,
zoo hate .. fake gnus,
best friend was .. paediatrician,
royal link .. yes,

unsubscribed healthy viewing .. Doctor WHO,
bike hate .. anything Chinese,
hypocritical hair colour .. yellow,
sanctions on competitors .. if possible,
favourite trump film .. towering inferno,
action against virus .. talk it down, open up,

old Harley fault .. rust belt, support,
bike part to avoid .. mirror,
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OK
. so God had put this virus on the planet to show us each other's True nature.

Looking at most web sites.. it has truly worked.
Not to mention the riots, demonstrations, government lies, mistakes etc..

He tried flooding us recently, His other viruses have mostly been combatted, .. but He had other nice things upper is sleeve .... drought, nuclear war, cosmic radiation, starvation, .. so fret ye not ye righteous .. :lol:
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So we suppose to believe that the Portuguese police accidentally lost all local records in the M McCann case ??
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