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Re: Groan
I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?
Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
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No only yoursdaveuprite wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 3:26 pm I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?
Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
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Bloody bikers never follow the rules.bill_qaz wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 3:52 pmNo only yoursdaveuprite wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 3:26 pm I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?
Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"
The point was to make it sexual and downright dirty, if possible, as it adds to the schoolboy (or girl) humour.
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Tantalisingly tiny titted tantric totty Tina throated the totally tattooed terrible Thompson twins, Teacher Tristan and Theologian Tobias throughout Tuesday. Turning Tina tits-up Tristan's textbook technique twanged Tobias' thick twager threatening Toxoplasmosis through twisted testees.
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That's the ticket... Could be our best one yet.Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Thu May 20, 2021 2:01 pm Tantalisingly tiny titted tantric totty Tina throated the totally tattooed terrible Thompson twins, Teacher Tristan and Theologian Tobias throughout Tuesday. Turning Tina tits-up Tristan's textbook technique twanged Tobias' thick twager threatening Toxoplasmosis through twisted testees.
I particularly like Theologian Tobias. I reckon we could learn a thing or two from him...
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