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Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
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"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".
Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)
big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
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What? Just twice a year?Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
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Feel free to come up with an alternative, however, have you imagined Babs?Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 3:08 pmWhat? Just twice a year?Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
Biennially may be more appropriate to give him time to recover.
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OK Elmer, do you want to work our way up the alphabet?Elmer J Fudd wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"Billy Bananahead wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".
Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)
big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
Captain Colin Cupid could copulate continually collecting copious condoms carelessly cluttering Colin's costly condominium.
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Edith Eddington expertly exfoliated eighty ecuadorian echidnas enduring excruciating emergency enemas elegantly.
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Florence Fidget found from fleabay finger food for free, first floor flat fourteen feet from front face featuring funky fillings, filtered fudge foam framed French fancies, fried fillet fish, festooned forest funghi, for feeding friends Friday feasting
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Ghastly Gertrude's gaping gash gave Gary galloping gonorrhea, generating gynaecological genital graphs growing gradually greater.
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