Love it. Very worthy of being in 'Groan'. Really appeals to the small child in me, who gets regular outings these days...
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I don't get it ????
Anyway, I got the perfect topical response to being caught on an illegal trail..
"I am deeply sorry if you feel offended, officer, and believe me I am as outraged and as hurt as you, but I assure you this matter will be thoroughly investigated my by secretary Sue, who will leave no stone unturned before she reports back to me.
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A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire engine ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled " BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled " BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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An apparently original from my 6-year-old step grand-daughter
What happens when ice cream eats too much ice cream?
It has a meltdown.
What happens when ice cream eats too much ice cream?
It has a meltdown.