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[bill_qaz]

Her horrible hairy hard humping had had hastily hospitalised his heir Harry

[daveuprite]

Her horrible hairy hard humping had already hospitalised his heir Harry

Is that 'halready', Bill? Needs to be spoken by Manuel from Fawlty Towers for that one to work...

I'm gonna leave the 'I' to someone else...

[daveuprite]

I like distorted word games. In 1989 I was in Kinshasa, Zaire waiting 2 weeks for a boat up the Congo to arrive. A guy from Bradford was waiting too. We ended up playing scrabble all day, which eventually turned into 'Bestiality Scrabble'. I scooped a triple word score and won the game with PORNHEN, which I'm still quite pleased with to this day.

[bill_qaz]

Her horrible hairy hard humping had already hospitalised his heir Harry

Is that 'halready', Bill? Needs to be spoken by Manuel from Fawlty Towers for that one to work...

I'm gonna leave the 'I' to someone else...

Can't remember what I typed before auto correct made me into a cheat but I have fixed it now. We need to keep an I on the next one

[bill_qaz]

I like distorted word games. In 1989 I was in Kinshasa, Zaire waiting 2 weeks for a boat up the Congo to arrive. A guy from Bradford was waiting too. We ended up playing scrabble all day, which eventually turned into 'Bestiality Scrabble'. I scooped a triple word score and won the game with PORNHEN, which I'm still quite pleased with to this day.

Dave I am still trying to work out what "a boat up the congo" is a euphemism for

[bill_qaz]

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[Elmer J Fudd]

I like distorted word games. In 1989 I was in Kinshasa, Zaire waiting 2 weeks for a boat up the Congo to arrive. A guy from Bradford was waiting too. We ended up playing scrabble all day, which eventually turned into 'Bestiality Scrabble'. I scooped a triple word score and won the game with PORNHEN, which I'm still quite pleased with to this day.

Dave I am still trying to work out what "a boat up the congo" is a euphemism for

Maybe ask a Proctologist......

Love the way this is going, it really is he simple things which bring the most fun.

Incredibly inked Indian immigrant Indira invariably Incestuously intercoursed identical immoral inbred Ishana indoors in Irvine

[daveuprite]

Fruity Frank fellatioed four friendly firm fellows for free following fetid flatulent fanfares for frantic fondling frolics feeding Frank's filthiest fingering fantasies.

[daveuprite]

Oh bollocks. Just realised we should be on 'J' Got carried away with the Fs. What a nob.

Give me a few minutes. I've got to go out and fix a fence...

[daveuprite]

Jingoist Johnson jerked Jeremy jauntily jettisoning juicy jism.