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daveuprite wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm Police still can't find the robber disguising himself as a drag queen.

There are few clues as to his identity, but they do know he has a Wigan address.
That is so bad is deserves some kind of award :lol:
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P4ulie wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:54 pm
daveuprite wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pm Police still can't find the robber disguising himself as a drag queen.

There are few clues as to his identity, but they do know he has a Wigan address.
That is so bad is deserves some kind of award :lol:
Thanks Paulie, I'm honoured. That means a lot to me. I'm always looking for that appalling joke that descends below the rest... :D
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daveuprite wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:19 pm Image
They've said they think the big boat in the Suez canal was blown off course by a gust of wind - how big a "gust of wind" does it take to shift 220,000 tons of boat off course!?!
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HarveyCamm wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:38 am
They've said they think the big boat in the Suez canal was blown off course by a gust of wind - how big a "gust of wind" does it take to shift 220,000 tons of boat off course!?!
Look at the massive surface area available for the gust to push against...

(whilst the helmsman is having a knap!)
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daveuprite wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:08 am Image
I suppose "Bean there" would be appropriate......
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Greetings,
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The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.
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