It's not the groan section for nothing, Steve. But I reckon I can do worse.
I was outside checking on the cows earlier. It was snowing and the cows had frozen solid! I didn't know what to do so I knelt down and prayed.
Suddenly an old lady appeared from nowhere and said "I'll help you out luv". Within seconds the cows had defrosted. I said "That's amazing, thanks. Who are you?"
Thora Hird, she said.
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Re: Groan
A guy is sitting in a pub just along from a girl who he fancies. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye flies out of its socket. He swiftly reaches out and grabs it before it hits the floor. She's very thankful and sure enough they end up in bed together that night. He says to her "Do you always end up shagging men who you meet in the pub?" And she replies "Only those who catch my eye..."