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Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
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Billy Bananahead wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"

"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".

Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)

big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
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Elmer J Fudd wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
What? Just twice a year?
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Billy Bananahead wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 3:08 pm
Elmer J Fudd wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
What? Just twice a year?
Feel free to come up with an alternative, however, have you imagined Babs?

Biennially may be more appropriate to give him time to recover.
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Elmer J Fudd wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 2:01 pm
Billy Bananahead wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:06 pm Noel Gallagher went into the Oasis cafe in Manchester and ordered a bowl of soup.
When he was presented with the bill for £5 he said "a fiver? That's a bit steep"
The waitress turned to him and said " what's up with that? You gotta roll with it".
"Whatever" returned Noel; as he left, he turned to say something, but the waitress interrupted him' "Don't look back in anger", "Let there be love"

"She's electric" he thought, taking a "Step Out" to the rainy "One Way Road", where he "Cast No Shadow".

Love wordplay, though my favourite was always to pick a letter, say "B" then come up with the longest and dirtiest sentence you can, great fun in the pub (remember them?)

big bouncing breasted baaing blonde bachelorette Babs banged babbling barry's bulbous baboon balls biannually before bedtime....etc.
OK Elmer, do you want to work our way up the alphabet?

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