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Had to get on the tube this morning , so wore a face mask has recommended by the government.
Didn't have to worry my carriage was empty
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Following the advice by President Trump to inject disinfectant to cure the coronavirus, an American clergyman in the USA is believed to be the first man to die as a result of the ill-advised comments.

His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos abuse. 

 
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Bill, do keep up. We already infected the forum with those jokes a few pages ago.... :D
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Sorry Dave, too long in lock down, can't remember what I have read :lol:
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Little bird forget to fly south, winter comes and his wings freeze and falls to the ground as he lying there freezing to death a cow walking past craps on him. The heat of the dings thaws him and he warms he so happy to live he sings away. A passing fox hears the singing and investigates, he digs out the singing bird and eats him.
Morals of the story

Not everyone who shits on you means you harm
If you are up to your neck in shit keep quiet about it
If someone pulls you out of the shit it's not always to help you
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We went past a well-known DIY store, and noticed a huge queue.

It was about the same size as the B
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Oh dear :?
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