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Coincidence?

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Man in bar orders a gin and tonic....
Lady next to him, “What a coincidence, I’ve just ordered that”
Man, “I'm Celebrating.”
Lady, “Me too”
Man, “What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating?”
Lady, “My husband and I have tried for four years for a baby and today I’ve found out I’m pregnant.”
Man, “What a coincidence! I am a farmer and for four years my hens couldn’t lay any eggs, today all are laying eggs.”
Lady, “Wow! How did that happen?
Man, “I used a different cock”
Lady smiled, “What a coincidence.”
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***just like Britney Spears oops I did it again……sold the Scrambler & as of now there may not be a replacement***
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The evidence wouldn't stand up in court
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I have a trophy wife. She came last and got participation trophy. :lol:
Champagne taste on beer budget.
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