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Re: covid dystopia

Post by Hugh » Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:47 pm

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Re: covid dystopia

Post by daveuprite » Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:50 pm

"But The Prophet Sunak said 'eat out to help out', so we thought we'd have some last supper together"

"What, so I have to halve the number of disciples - is that it?"

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Re: covid dystopia

Post by garyboy » Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:19 pm

Hmmm ... :x ... that's the last supper i try to go to

attendees .. in order ..

researched and organised by brother grayling
donkeys provided by brother shapps
paid for by brother sunak
entertainment by brother bobo
insurance by JC
in honour of our lord DC

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Re: covid dystopia

Post by garyboy » Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:15 pm

well .. the supper waz broken up by DC .. he brought in the idea of `eat out to help out`.
JC was very cross, but nailed it with a new, world changing insurance policy.
Bobo got dizzy with all the u-turns in his act, but blamed the audience.
Sunak overspent and is looking for a new patron, in catering.
Shapps' donkeys ran to the beach, in Spain.
But not to worry, Grayling is going to organise another .. er .. thing?

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