wot I really think ..
this covid virus came from outta space ..
it waz wrapped in a single use waste plastic bottle, petrified for all time within a small meteor,
a remnant of an extinct civilisation
that did not take its snivelling population seriously
they had not invented bars of soap
even though they were technologically more advanced than us
they relied completely on sonic baths
developed from motorbike carburettors
but were ineffectual, as we know,
the Russians found the meteor and sold it to the mafia
after walking across Siberia with it in a camelback.
Chinese takeway food shops cloned the contents
and sold it in large tins of triffid soup containing salt water.
this is when it mutated into the deadly sniffly virus
that has killed several old and infirm individuals
with already serious underlying health problems
on several continents.
the Jet Lee stream then carried it throughout the world
and soon everyone was infected.
No Fate ,, but what we make.
Soon we all become raving zombies
and start using Twitter to spread the virus
and children get overheated in the playground.
but glad to miss their sats.
yes
this is the deadly sats virus
coming to a shool near you
very very soon
be very very afraid
brought to you today by the letter V
have a nice day
Covid 19 Coronavirus
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
My plan is running ( OK maybe not actually running, more of a brisk waddle ) towards the zombies - I figure get it over with before the brains shortage hits later on in the outbreak.
Her in-doors work on t'ambulances and they've all got nice new respirator hoods, filtered air supply kit ready for fun and games. The driver can't drive with it on though so they have to shut the 'serving hatch' and turn off the air circulation - oh what larks!
Stay safe people
Her in-doors work on t'ambulances and they've all got nice new respirator hoods, filtered air supply kit ready for fun and games. The driver can't drive with it on though so they have to shut the 'serving hatch' and turn off the air circulation - oh what larks!
Stay safe people
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
apocalypse continued ..
Skynet becomes infected,
a vital AAA battery goes down and blows a fuse,
Russia launches its nuclear missiles
one hits Yemen and kills everyone,
no-one notices.
one hits east Africa and the people starve to death
no-one notices.
one hits Syria and kills all the children
no-one notices.
Eventually the President of the US returns from a rally
and imposes hard tariffs on China
who they blame for inventing that nest soup stuff.
The people of China are put on strict curfews and complete state domination,
no-one notices.
the US completely eradicates muslim Palestine
no-one notices.
the think tank brains of the world get together
a stray Russian missile hits them in one go.
no-one notices.
The world is left as an idiocrasy
no-one notices.
Skynet becomes infected,
a vital AAA battery goes down and blows a fuse,
Russia launches its nuclear missiles
one hits Yemen and kills everyone,
no-one notices.
one hits east Africa and the people starve to death
no-one notices.
one hits Syria and kills all the children
no-one notices.
Eventually the President of the US returns from a rally
and imposes hard tariffs on China
who they blame for inventing that nest soup stuff.
The people of China are put on strict curfews and complete state domination,
no-one notices.
the US completely eradicates muslim Palestine
no-one notices.
the think tank brains of the world get together
a stray Russian missile hits them in one go.
no-one notices.
The world is left as an idiocrasy
no-one notices.
Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
Well according to the UK press and "bloke down the pub" everything is to be blamed on:
The EU
Jeremy Corbyn
Snowflake liberals
Health and Safety
Greta Thunberg
So take your pick from one or all of those
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
Mmmmmmmmm .. that's a really difficult one
I ll go for Greta .. coz she is quite small
I ll go for Greta .. coz she is quite small
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
.. and she's a rabble rousing school kid that is obviously infected with SATs
(Silly Armageddon Talks)
I blame the Teachers.. everyone else does
(Silly Armageddon Talks)
I blame the Teachers.. everyone else does
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
I realised that Jim that’s why I haven’t phoned for a whilewideparting wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:56 pm i live near arrowe park,probably safer in Europe than here.
Do you think if we brick the tunnels up that would give us a extra 36 hours
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Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus
no chance eric,with that new gateway road the lurgie will be over your side in a flash. ps,if it remembers to pay the toll.Rederic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:57 pmI realised that Jim that’s why I haven’t phoned for a whilewideparting wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:56 pm i live near arrowe park,probably safer in Europe than here.
Do you think if we brick the tunnels up that would give us a extra 36 hours