Request for some Light-hearted Relief Please.....

[nevsey]

Nobody is saying that Coleen Rooney is thick but when she heard that Wayne had spent
£1900 on an escort, she wanted to know if it was taxed and insured !

[MidnightSerenity]

I love riddles....anyone else got any to share?

I live on the 70th floor of a high rise building. Every day I leave my flat and travel the 70 floors down in the lift, and every time I come home I only use the lift to the 60th floor, and I use the stairs for the remaining 10 floors. I hate exercise and it can be hard work. So why do I do it?

Ok, I give up!! I even asked my 10 year old! Can we have the answer please?!

[irishtiger]

The person who makes me has no need for me The person who buys me doesnt use me The person who is using me doesnt know What am I?

[irishtiger]

I love riddles....anyone else got any to share?

I live on the 70th floor of a high rise building. Every day I leave my flat and travel the 70 floors down in the lift, and every time I come home I only use the lift to the 60th floor, and I use the stairs for the remaining 10 floors. I hate exercise and it can be hard work. So why do I do it?

The lift only goes to the 60th floor.:unsure:

[Alun]

The person who makes me has no need for me The person who buys me doesnt use me The person who is using me doesnt know What am I?

And I live 6 ft underground?

[MidnightSerenity]

The person who makes me has no need for me The person who buys me doesnt use me The person who is using me doesnt know What am I?

And I live 6 ft underground?

I'm blaming the red wine tonight...can't engage my brain!!! :silly:

[CRAIGREVO]

I love riddles....anyone else got any to share?

I live on the 70th floor of a high rise building. Every day I leave my flat and travel the 70 floors down in the lift, and every time I come home I only use the lift to the 60th floor, and I use the stairs for the remaining 10 floors. I hate exercise and it can be hard work. So why do I do it?

Ok, I give up!! I even asked my 10 year old! Can we have the answer please?!

I'm a midget and I cant reach the 70th button.

[Alun]

3 men go into a hotel looking for a room
Boy behind counter says a room is £30
Men give £10 each
Manager comes back and tells boy room was only £25 and gives boy 5 one pound coins to return to the men.
Boy sticks 2 in his back pocket and hands back one each to the men.
Men have paid 10-1 = £9 each. Total £27
Boy has £2 in his pocket
£27 + £2 = £29
Where's the other £1?

[Bryn]

A guy was sitting at the bar when he saw some rich guy take out a wad of 50's to pay for his drinks. The guy says to the rich man 'I know ever song in the world.' The rich man laughed and said, 'I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson.' The guy sat at the bar won the bet. What song did he sing?

[bunker]

A guy was sitting at the bar when he saw some rich guy take out a wad of 50's to pay for his drinks. The guy says to the rich man 'I know ever song in the world.' The rich man laughed and said, 'I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson.' The guy sat at the bar won the bet. What song did he sing?

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