Spot on. Now try and answer Aluns!bunker wrote:Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......Bryn wrote:A guy was sitting at the bar when he saw some rich guy take out a wad of 50's to pay for his drinks. The guy says to the rich man 'I know ever song in the world.' The rich man laughed and said, 'I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson.' The guy sat at the bar won the bet. What song did he sing?
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Hmm a bit tricky. But if the room was £25 the men should have paid £8.33. Instead of giving £1 back he should have given £1.66. What I really want to know is what were 3 men doing in one hotel room.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
I went to the Caribbean on holiday with my wife last year.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to.
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Found this today while searching for something else and loved it. :laugh:
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An Indian walks into a grocery store and says " Excuse me Sah have you got any toilet rolls?"
The grocer says, yes sir, I have these super softs at £5, those semi softs at £3.50, and finaly I have these at 20p, the only trouble is they have no name.
The Indian thinks about it for a moment and says, " I'll take the ones with no name please sah" so he pays the grocer and leaves.
About two hours later the Indian is back at the store and says, "You know those toilet rolls with no name?, well I have a name for them"
The grocer asks "What name would that be sir?"
The Indian says " John Wayne "
A bit bemused the grocer asked " Why would you call a toilet roll John Wayne?"
The Indian replies, " Vell sah, they're rough, they're tough and they don't take sh!t from no Indians!!"
The grocer says, yes sir, I have these super softs at £5, those semi softs at £3.50, and finaly I have these at 20p, the only trouble is they have no name.
The Indian thinks about it for a moment and says, " I'll take the ones with no name please sah" so he pays the grocer and leaves.
About two hours later the Indian is back at the store and says, "You know those toilet rolls with no name?, well I have a name for them"
The grocer asks "What name would that be sir?"
The Indian says " John Wayne "
A bit bemused the grocer asked " Why would you call a toilet roll John Wayne?"
The Indian replies, " Vell sah, they're rough, they're tough and they don't take sh!t from no Indians!!"
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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We were driving down the M4 the other day, when my wife turned to me and said
"I think that the car beside us is from Wales"
I saked " Hows that then? "
" Well she said the kids are writing on the window and it says, stit ruoy su wohs "
"I think that the car beside us is from Wales"
I saked " Hows that then? "
" Well she said the kids are writing on the window and it says, stit ruoy su wohs "
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
:P
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
:P
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THIS IS AN ANOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE BRITISH PREMATURE EJACULATION SOCIETY.
The anual dinner is being held tomorrow evening, there is no dress code, just come in your pants.
The anual dinner is being held tomorrow evening, there is no dress code, just come in your pants.
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
