You couldn't make it up?

[-Ralph-]

Mate was at our local Tesco and some muppet turned up in his Aston Martin and deliberately parked across the centre line between two spaces to stop his car getting scratched. Two vans with road workers were behind, one of them had a word about his selfishness taking up two spaces when the car park was full, and the guy flicked them the bird and walked away. So the road workers squeezed the two vans into the gaps either side a inch off either side of his Aston Martin, so he couldn't open the doors on either side, locked their vans, and walked off.

[Nigel]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Simon_100]

How about this one!



Regs

Simon

[qcnr]

Face Palm :pinch:

[Simon_100]

Face Palm :pinch:

Given the legendary ignorance of world geography, including an inability of most Americans to locate Vietnam anywhere other than the coast of Florida I guess the next step will for Trump to build a wall between New Jersey and Ulster ...





Regs

Simon

Mind you, if you're brought up thinking Sussex is northwest of Essex and Somerset is next to Middlesex and that Monmouth has a large eastern seaboard then ... :whistle:

PS where the heck is Cumberland anyway?

[moto al]

Well Simon ,you did ask? :unsure:

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A friend of mine ,was paid 3k to come up with that slogan , in those days you could buy street of houses for that ,some things never change :whistle: :whistle:

[Simon_100]

Cheers Al, with the way Brexit is going that may well be our 'desires' for our retirement - keep an eye oil for a wee croft for the Campbell woman, who BTW, is more than capable of lookin' a' self in a fisty-cuff - soon ask me why pal ...

Regs

Simon

PS would you believe it 'Brexit' isn't yet in the prescriptive spelling thingy- so it is all a dream. But when we they all wake up? (thumbs)

[-Ralph-]

Well Simon ,you did ask? :unsure:

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A friend of mine ,was paid 3k to come up with that slogan , in those days you could buy street of houses for that ,some things never change :whistle: :whistle:

What's it like? Numb and Cauld!

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