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With the B&Q off shelf version :whistle:
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Goes against the grain.

What sort of plank rides that?
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Braking is a bit wooden.
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Should have gone to Specsavers for hearing aid.

He asked for the bike to be tweaked.
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Toura-Teak kit?

Think it takes petrol or Sadolin?

Strangely I like it :P - riding along listening to the Carpenters!
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Its goes against the Grain to ride that as Im a Lumber Jack and Im OK :laugh:
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The bloke who rides it is a chip off the old block.

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Has that guy been in Anne summers ?????????
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Was that BMW designed by the board of BMW?

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His grandfather must have been MICHAEL WITTMANN :whistle:
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