Crap Joke time

[IainD]

Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!

I don't get it

Where's (wears) the candle?

It (masturbation) sure does.

Still don't get it. :unsure:

You must have had a virtuous and sheltered life (thumbs)

Nah, lived in a convent.

Took me a while too. (boom, boom)

Where's the candle? The question is turned into an observation by the answer; the observation being that masturbation wears out the candle.

It sure does. The person replying is obviously carrying out the task and is agreeing with the observation.

Does that help? If not try Redtube (apparently)

[waynecoluk]

Now I get it..

[steve172]

I thought it might have had something to do with masturbating with a candle, but now I get it (thumbs)

[ollydog]

kin not saying iam lost with this one, but think i need a map

steve

[Brenhden]

Where's the candle? The question is turned into an observation by the answer; the observation being that masturbation wears out the candle.

It sure does. The person replying is obviously carrying out the task and is agreeing with the observation.

This is brilliant. It reminds me of this:

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[itchyfeet]

Chris Eubank has written a book on Ethics.
If it proves successful he is planning on doing one for Devon&Cornwall.

[Meestaman]

Whats blue and smells like red paint ..??





Blue paint

[ollydog]

Have you heard about the magic tractor ???

It drove down the road and turned into a field

just mailed this one around work and they loved it

steve

[hornet]

John says to steve ...why are you so fat

Steve.... cos each time I shag your missus she gives me a biscuit :laugh:

I thank you

Mike

[ollydog]

keep em coming best thread for ages

steve