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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:49 am

That pic reminds me of an old joke:

3 Hungarian peasant women are walking back towards their village in the pouring rain. Ahead of them in the distance is a man, very drunk, stumbling around on the track. He falls head first into a muddy puddle. The women run up to help, and they turn the man over on the ground. He's covered in thick mud so they can't see his face.

"Who is he?" says one of the women, "It's impossible to tell"

"Hang on I've got an idea" says another woman, and she proceeds to undo the man's trousers and pull out his dick.

The first woman says.. "Well he's certainly not my husband"

The second woman says.. "Yes that's true, he's not your husband"



Then the third woman says... "He's not even from our village"

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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:28 am

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Re: Groan

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Re: Groan

Post by Elmer J Fudd » Sun Jun 13, 2021 5:49 pm

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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:11 am

Here's one truly worthy of 'Groan':

I went to a bar last night and got served by a huge bear. He told me that while his name is Ian, most people just call him Conan.

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Re: Groan

Post by Brenhden » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:20 am

daveuprite wrote:
Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:11 am
Here's one truly worthy of 'Groan':

I went to a bar last night and got served by a huge bear. He told me that while his name is Ian, most people just call him Conan.
Brilliantly cryptic :D
And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

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Re: Groan

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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:01 pm

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Re: Groan

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Re: Groan

Post by bill_qaz » Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:57 pm

Bit deep that one Dave had to look it up not being a Sam fan. :lol:

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