Groan

[bill_qaz]

Prite's perverted ponderings produces puking possible prosecution, please perhaps provide plenty pleasantly presented prose, providing peaceful purposes, proficiently professionally positioned postings Publishing policy pleases people, prefer post perversion presentations.
Ping pong postman pushing portal possible package prozac.

[Elmer J Fudd]

Quisling quad Quentin's queer quickie quota quantified quadraplegic queen Quintessa's quiet quadrasonic queefs

[bill_qaz]

Rambling rubbish really,  requiring reconstruction,  reading rarefied regurgitation regularly repeated, requesting rewrite. 

[daveuprite]

I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"

[bill_qaz]

I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"

No only yours

[Elmer J Fudd]

I thought these were supposed to be filthy...?

Supersized Simon stood surreptitiously spitroasting Sassy Susan's sow sideways, so Susan said "She's sexually satisfied Simon so stop shooting sticky spermatozoa skywards"

No only yours

Bloody bikers never follow the rules.

The point was to make it sexual and downright dirty, if possible, as it adds to the schoolboy (or girl) humour.

[Elmer J Fudd]

Tantalisingly tiny titted tantric totty Tina throated the totally tattooed terrible Thompson twins, Teacher Tristan and Theologian Tobias throughout Tuesday. Turning Tina tits-up Tristan's textbook technique twanged Tobias' thick twager threatening Toxoplasmosis through twisted testees.

[bill_qaz]

Understanding umpires.  Urine urging urologist undid Usulas undies, underneath understandably uncovered unhealthy urges  until uninhibited uttered  urea.

[daveuprite]

Tantalisingly tiny titted tantric totty Tina throated the totally tattooed terrible Thompson twins, Teacher Tristan and Theologian Tobias throughout Tuesday. Turning Tina tits-up Tristan's textbook technique twanged Tobias' thick twager threatening Toxoplasmosis through twisted testees.

That's the ticket... Could be our best one yet.

I particularly like Theologian Tobias. I reckon we could learn a thing or two from him...

[daveuprite]

Virile venereal Vernon vomited vindaloo via voluptuous Veronica's vulva, verily variegating vaginosis. Vile vagabond. Vis-a-vis Vernon's vulgar vesicle, Veronica vasectomised Vernon vengefully,