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[bill_qaz]

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[daveuprite]

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(This is getting pretty gross... Starting to quite worry about myself actually... )

[simonw]

I'm starting to wonder if a new, hitherto undiscovered, side effect needs to be added to the list. Which vaccine did you say you'd had?

[daveuprite]

I'm starting to wonder if a new, hitherto undiscovered, side effect needs to be added to the list. Which vaccine did you say you'd had?

I think I was prescribed Pfizer's proprietary phallocentric pornographic perversion pharmaceutical.

[bill_qaz]

Must make more mild, mans manic musty messages making my mind messy, must’ve meant  meaningful  memories,  made me miss Monday mornings melancholy moments meeting Maria.

[Elmer J Fudd]

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[daveuprite]

Orville Olthwaite's oversexed obese orangutan once oozed offensive odiferous oily ova out of odd orifices, offering orgasmic opportunities only Orville's obnoxious okapi obliged openly.


(eeugh...)

[bill_qaz]

Orville Olthwaite's oversexed obese orangutan once oozed offensive odiferous oily ova out of odd orifices, offering orgasmic opportunities only Orville's obnoxious okapi obliged openly.


(eeugh...)

moving swiftly on

[bill_qaz]

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[daveuprite]

Oh yeah I like these. They used to do them on 'Sorry I Haven't A Clue' on Radio 4. Called 'Uxbridge English Dictionary'

Here's a few I particularly like:

Bacchanalian - to bet on a martian

Bakewell Tart! - an instruction given to Nigella Lawson

Neutron - Ronald the Newt.
Electron - Vote for Ronald the Newt

Cursory - Where young children learn to swear

Measles - what artists use for self-portraits

Benign - what it'll be after eight

There are hundreds of them...