Have I coined a new name for a bike?

[Godspeed]

Picked up my Honda Forza 300 yesterday. A massive change to my Innova and C90 I’ve been riding, but so far very comfortable and fairly responsive.
I decided to name my bike, and didn’t want to use any current manufacturers names.

So, it’s a Maxi scooter with a very padded seat

And lo, Maxi-Pad it shall now be named

I’m just waiting for Honda to call me and buy the name off me...

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[boboneleg]

Why am I confusing this with those adverts for 'Tena Lady'

PS. get off the disabled bay, ive seen your dancing, you're not disabled

[chunky butt]

Brilliant...were you inspired by the tener lady (tenere)

[Godspeed]

A little bit of wee isn’t going to stop me

My motto for life

[macvisual]

Should have gone to 'Spec Savers' parked there.....tut tut.....

Welcome to the world of comfy-sofa Maxi-Scoot's. Hmmmm not sure about your new name....?????.....a womans thing, you need a re-think I'm sure.

Enjoy the new wheels, it looks fab - looking forward to you posting Forza photo's/weird dancing/and general travels.

Not sure I'd allow you to post stuff on my Maxi thread with that name......lol

Pete

[daveuprite]

Well it looks like a very long and absorbent bike to me. You should test it by throwing blue-dyed water all over it. And you will need to take up roller-skating with dogs of course...

[Godspeed]

(Just as an aside the dealer parked it in the disabled spot, I would have moved it immediately but he forgot to tell me that I had to pull in the left brake hard before it’ll start)

[macvisual]

Godspeed, have you considered this new name;

Maxi-Forz

[PHILinFRANCE]

Very Parisian Chris ....................you'll be get a skirt for it next

[Godspeed]

Very Parisian Chris ....................you'll be get a skirt for it next

Or I’ll just wear my own skirt