mmmmmm .. you got me thinking there … and its painful too ..
I have assumed that everyone has got it wrong and viruses actually are transmitted through the air to the respiratory system .. a revolutionary idea, I know ..
but
perhaps they are FOOD borne !!
you know .. picture a greasy spluttering forriner farting on your pre prepared sandwiches and dribbling (or something) into your jar of mayonnaise. Not a pretty picture, but these facts have to be faced, in the interests of global health.
so
I have gone through the doomsday list and pointed out some things to avoid or be aware of ..
BEEF .. .. don't feed burgers to your children .. but let your mad cow of a wife eat it (not the lady bikes here of course or bikers wives)
FISH .. .. a certain doomsday scenario if a paternoster fishing tackle hook thin been used (well its got `noster` in it)
KY jelly ... all tubs contain the Y2K millenium bug, but put in arse backwards, for concealment.
STARFISH .. .. when their arms align, prepare for a celestial holocaust.
CHICKEN .. .. already identified by Daz, as the harbinger of the dreaded Birdflu.
GOAT MEAT ... the 666 signifies the devil .. o .. that's gone now .. so ok until it appears mysteriously on the calendar again.
OLD CALENDAR NUDE MAYAN LADIES CALENDAS .. .. say no more !!
ELBOWS ON ALL CREATURES ... hope they contain the elbows outbreak in Africa ..
just a bit of silly time-passing nonsense .. no offence meant to anyone, especiall so to the victims of some of these dreadful things.