Your executive order?

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Your executive order?

Post by Moto Bikemad » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:39 am

If you had to write an executive order what would it be ?

"All adventure bike riders found to have a full set of luggage on there bikes with nothing or very little in the boxes will have their bikes crushed. Effective immediately DT "

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Re: Your executive order?

Post by bill_qaz » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:07 am

Or may be, any president with empty skull should have it crushed :laugh:

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Re: Your executive order?

Post by KN0BBY » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:18 pm

All remoaners caught whinging excessively, to be deported to an EU country shortly after Brexit :P

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Re: Your executive order?

Post by Andi_Archer » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:22 pm

All "internet facts" are true no matter what Political bias you may have :laugh:

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Re: Your executive order?

Post by AlanHolt » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:22 pm

Brexiteers are forever denied to leave Little Britain.
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Re: Your executive order?

Post by DavidS » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:36 pm

AlanHolt wrote:Brexiteers are forever denied to leave Little Britain.
I could happily cope with that - this is a great country to stay in for the rest of my life.
Definitely preferable to being banished into Merkelovia.
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Re: Your executive order?

Post by garyboy » Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:40 pm

all bikes with small number plates to be crushed immediately, without appeal, or given to trainers or charity.
all bikers riding trails in an inappropriate way or inconsiderately, to be heavily fined and endorsements given.
all bikes found on trails without legal paperwork to be permanently confiscated and given to training establishments and mx courses.

yeah, I know ... but here's the up-side ..
all bikers allowed to ride any trail at any time anywhere in the country.
except for specially designated footpaths and bridleways.
all trails and lanes to be given clear route through-access where it does not now exist, so that a clear network is achieved.
network to connect with aoonb and burger vans and pubs and campings and lodges.

yay


o .. and trf to invite Donald over :laugh:

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Re: Your executive order?

Post by TomBoyNI » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:02 pm

Any grown man wearing skinny jeans will be crushed immediately. (thumbs)
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Re: Your executive order?

Post by -Ralph- » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:11 pm

Any person found using the derogatory term "remoaner" will happily accept being referred to using a derogatory term also, something along the lines of "inbred racist thicko" will suffice :laugh:
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Re: Your executive order?

Post by rlkat » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:56 pm

Any male with a 'man bun' be publicly shamed and flogged. (thumbs)
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