‎2 men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.”

The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”

Dont Sunnyfields still hold the easter egg and Xmas present runs ???

Due to committments I have problems getting cover so I can go and have a play but am Generally available every other thursday for a ride out if anyone else is interested. I am always up for a bit of offroading. I do have the right bike and the right tyres and the ground conditions are right. Unfortu...

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Where in Kent did you go?

Yes please
You recon i would get through on my GSA? :blink:

you two had better bring a tow truck

Surley thay can assess the speed the biker was doing from the "skid marks"

Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in O’Donoghue’s pub in Merrion Row when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife back home has just p...

guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional t...

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertise in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - ...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around ...