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by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Sep 05, 2022 2:19 pm
Forum: HOW TO..........
Topic: Midges
Replies: 18
Views: 11839

Re: Midges

Monster wrote: Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:27 pm At the risk of sounding like the HSE ....candles in a tent are usually a bad idea
Beware on that one
Well, yes, I suppose you do. :lol:

You light the candle for a short time to get the benefit then extinguish. A few minutes is enough for a decent sized tent.
by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Aug 01, 2022 2:20 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Womens Football
Replies: 5
Views: 1392

Re: Womens Football

Sad to see that women's football is now emulating men's. It used to be about skill and taking part, now it's ALL about winning, so we have lots of professional fouls, pretending to be hurt, time wasting etc. All the things that makes the men's game complete nonsense has now transferred to the women'...
by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:37 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Is Nuclear War inevitable ?
Replies: 52
Views: 9919

Re: Is Nuclear War inevitable ?

In the 70s I worked for the local authority & our building had a warning siren on the building for the 5min warning, during one test the very attractive receptionist asked me what I’d do if it was for real, I said it would involve me & her & at least I’d go out with a smile on my face :...
by Elmer J Fudd
Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:52 am
Forum: TECHNICAL
Topic: Aluminium Alloy Repair?
Replies: 14
Views: 3738

Re: Aluminium Alloy Repair?

welding is still my first choice even without any real practical knowledge of the heat spread risk to the top end components/head etc. Welding doesn't have to be a continuous operation, it can be done in small enough goes to limit heat transfer, so I would just go for it. Also, bear in mind the hea...
by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:26 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 526
Views: 156205

Re: Groan

If Mrs Cranston's tea shops were still open today in Glasgow.
by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Jan 24, 2022 7:16 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 526
Views: 156205

Re: Groan

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire engine ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1...
by Elmer J Fudd
Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:02 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 526
Views: 156205

Re: Groan

Maybe he should add an S to his first name...
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by Elmer J Fudd
Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:16 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 526
Views: 156205

Re: Groan

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that...
by Elmer J Fudd
Sun Jan 02, 2022 12:07 am
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Car Torching in France
Replies: 2
Views: 1541

Car Torching in France

Happy New Year (unless you own a car in France).

This is just nuts, surprised there are no vigilante groups to combat this.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59847372
by Elmer J Fudd
Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:17 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: RIP F1
Replies: 10
Views: 2727

Re: RIP F1

The guy in the office did what he had to do to allow the racers to race over the line, that is what race fans wanted and what racing is about. The things that should be overriding in any competition are maintaining parity and integrity. That is what the race director should be doing, not creating a...

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